Late Night Seventies Science Teacher Vibes (at University of Montana)
Many people believe the P in the Calvinist acronym TULIP stands for “Preservation of The Saints,” but recent studies have discovered it really means “Procrastination of The Essays” (at Break Espresso)
Hey y'all should read my work and then share it with your assorted friends and loved ones!
When you are just enjoying life’s sweet pleasures.
(Imagine Border Song by Aretha Franklin in the background) (at University of Montana)
no, you are not the first one to think of “kylo ren and stimpy”.
we’ve all seen the “joke”.
a million times.

I’m really fucking mad that Beyoncé isn’t coming to Vegas
This made me ugly laugh
“I’m not rich”
“But I have a big dick”
“I don’t have a...
not gunna let my severe depression keep me from jacking off
